See? We’re not completely heartless.
Accidents happen. If you’re not a dick we will always be happy to do little things to help out.
I once has a group of young teenagers come in, they were all surprisingly pleasant and calm (As we all know teenagers can be horrrible, loud and obnoxious.). One of them drank half of his hot chocolate and then knocked the cup off the table and broke it. They were extremely apologetic about the whole situation. I just laughed and jokingly told him off, cleaned everything up and then made another, smaller hot chocolate for the boy (in a paper cup this time). He didn’t ask for it and they were all very surprised when I brought it over.
I only did it because they were so nice and so apologetic and he was very thankful.
The Bisexual Agenda:
8am: get woken up by cats.
9am: eat breakfast
10am: start writing.
2pm: infiltrate gay and lesbian communities, betray their trust, break their hearts
3pm: infiltrate straight communities, steal their romantic partners, sleep with everyone
4pm: tv and book
Today someone pretended to “tap” her debit card, tell me she doesn’t need a receipt, and dipped out of the store before I could even think about what just happened.
God I hate people.
What is that? “Tapping” a debit card?
I’m guessing it’s when you use a contactless debit card - you just hold it/tap it on the card machine thingie and that’s you done paying.