21, UK, Chronic Procrastinator. Miserable Cunt, No Fun Killjoy.

tendads:

Tom Haverford going “Nooooo!”: A Supercut

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liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

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I ordered a drink and after finishing a ⅓ of it, a friend knocked it over. I went back down to get a new one & he jokingly asked it if was the same drink. I was a bit embarrassed so I mentioned what happened & he insisted on giving it to me for free!
Anonymous

yourbaristahatesyou:

See? We’re not completely heartless.

Accidents happen. If you’re not a dick we will always be happy to do little things to help out.

I once has a group of young teenagers come in, they were all surprisingly pleasant and calm (As we all know teenagers can be horrrible, loud and obnoxious.). One of them drank half of his hot chocolate and then knocked the cup off the table and broke it. They were extremely apologetic about the whole situation. I just laughed and jokingly told him off, cleaned everything up and then made another, smaller hot chocolate for the boy (in a paper cup this time). He didn’t ask for it and they were all very surprised when I brought it over.

I only did it because they were so nice and so apologetic and he was very thankful.

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bisexualpiratequeen:

The Bisexual Agenda:

8am: get woken up by cats.

9am: eat breakfast

10am: start writing.

1pm: Lunch

2pm: infiltrate gay and lesbian communities, betray their trust, break their hearts

3pm: infiltrate straight communities, steal their romantic partners, sleep with everyone

4pm: tv and book

7pm: dinner

11pm: bed

blatznax:

artaxium:

nonewillknow:

Thepersonwhomadeamistake:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

I fucking hate this bullshit so much.

Its misogynistic, archaic asscrap.

YOUR DAUGHTER IS NOT YOUR PROPERTY.

WHO SHE DATES OR SLEEPS WITH IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. THINKING OTHERWISE IS INCREDIBLY CREEPY AND INVASIVE.

 SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO MAKE HER OWN CHOICES AND MISTAKES.

YOU DON’T MAKE THE RULES. SHE IS NOT CATTLE. HER LOVE LIFE IS NOT YOUR CONTRACT. SHE MAKES THE RULES.

Not only are you advocating for a father to not care about his daughter, but you’re also misinterpreting the video horribly. He threatens the man that breaks his daughter’s heart. He threaten’s the man that hits her. That takes away her smile. He does not say she cannot love anyone, male or female, he says that they better love her. And if that’s not what a father is supposed to do, then I’ll be damned.

Maybe I’m wrong, I accept that, but please… please explain to me how fatherly love and care for his daughter is an archaic and misogynistic practice. Explain to me how allowing her to date who she loves, to do what she wants, and teaching her to not put up with abuse is wrong. I would love to hear it, she might not be his property, but he is her guardian, and guarding her happiness is no crime.

Amen

Also, any person who is now afraid of dating his daughter absolutely shouldn’t be, because that is a man to look up to and feel safe with, and only if you have intentions to break her heart should you be afraid. Very afraid. You either have a cemented body guard for years, or a death dealer on two legs, you decide.

Yeah he is not saying ‘don’t date my daughter’

he is saying ‘I love my daughter, please don’t hurt her’

I love this poem it’s beautiful and funny and delightful in its entirety. 

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notarealbarista:

justretailproblems:

Today someone pretended to “tap” her debit card, tell me she doesn’t need a receipt, and dipped out of the store before I could even think about what just happened.

God I hate people.

What is that? “Tapping” a debit card?

I’m guessing it’s when you use a contactless debit card - you just hold it/tap it on the card machine thingie and that’s you done paying.